{"product_id":"cocktail-beer-is-for-breakfast-can-cooler","title":"Cocktail \"Beer is for Breakfast\" Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eCocktail \"Beer is for Breakfast\" Can Cooler: Retro Bartender Drink Insulator\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCocktail \"Beer is for Breakfast\" Can Cooler\u003c\/strong\u003e is a collapsible beverage insulator designed to chill standard 12-ounce cans and bottles while celebrating legendary eighties cinema and classic bartending wisdom. Paying homage to Coughlin’s Law from the cult 1988 hit Cocktail, this retro accessory showcases veteran bartender Doug Coughlin holding a cold beer bottle beside bold vintage typography declaring \"Beer is for breakfast. Drink or be gone.\" Whether kicking off early morning football tailgates, nursing rough weekend hangovers at Sunday brunch, relaxing around campfires, or mixing drinks at home bars, this double-sided print delivers unapologetic eighties swagger and bartending humor to every icy brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered with an insulating neoprene interior consisting of a dense synthetic rubber layer and a knit outer lining, this durable sleeve locks in frosty temperatures while eliminating messy hand condensation. The flexible chassis folds flat to tuck effortlessly into pockets, gear bags, or coolers between rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eRetro Movie Novelty Can Cooler Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Neoprene interior (synthetic rubber layer), knit outer lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided Doug Coughlin portrait with \"Beer is for breakfast. Drink or be gone.\" text\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible fold-flat construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thermal insulation, condensation barrier\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tailgates, morning barbecues, boat days, home bar decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash with mild soap, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46222227931315,"sku":"COCKTAILKOOZIE040423","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/3965\/7395\/files\/Cocktail-Beer-is-for-Breakfast_Koozie_Mock.jpg?v=1791934858","url":"https:\/\/giftsapparel.com\/products\/cocktail-beer-is-for-breakfast-can-cooler","provider":"Gifts \u0026 Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}