{"product_id":"crusty-old-gen-x-lady-who-cant-even-keychain-and-tote-bag-bundle-motel-style-keyholder-and-black-canvas-tote","title":"Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Keychain and Tote Bag Bundle | Motel Style Keyholder and Black Canvas Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLevel up your accessory game with our Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even bundle! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFeaturing a motel style keychain and a black canvas tote, you'll never leave home without these quirky items. Perfect for a fun-loving, non-serious lady. 💁‍♀️🔑👜\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/crusty-old-gen-x-lady-motel-keychain-in-blue\" title=\"Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Motel Keychain in Blue\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCrusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Motel Keychain in Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/crusty-old-gen-x-lady-who-cant-even-slouchy-canvas-tote-in-black\" title=\"Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Slouchy Canvas Tote in Black\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCrusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Slouchy Canvas Tote in Black\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuy as a bundle and save!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy GetBullish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f8f9fa; border: 1px solid #e9ecef; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin: 20px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; gap: 20px; flex-wrap: wrap;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 250px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #333; font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEditorial Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555; line-height: 1.6; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eI was born right at the tail end of Gen X, but I 100% identify with the generation that knows that an egg frying in a pan is your brain on drugs. We declared ourselves adults at 18 or before and never looked back. I still capitalize my text messages. You too? Enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex-shrink: 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/Jen-in-Cuba-mini.jpg?v=1744905689\" alt=\"Staff photo\" style=\"width: 80px; height: 80px; border-radius: 50%; object-fit: cover; border: 3px solid #fff; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.1); display: block;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: -2px 0 0 0; font-size: 12px; color: #666; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eJen D.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #888;\"\u003eOwner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Bullish Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46240873447603,"sku":"BUNDLE-crusty-genx","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/3965\/7395\/files\/Crusty-Old-Gen-X-Lady-Who-Cant-Even-Keychain-and-Tote-Bag-Bundle-Motel-Style-Keyholder-and-Black-Canvas-Tote.png?v=1792336365","url":"https:\/\/giftsapparel.com\/products\/crusty-old-gen-x-lady-who-cant-even-keychain-and-tote-bag-bundle-motel-style-keyholder-and-black-canvas-tote","provider":"Gifts \u0026 Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}