{"product_id":"sh-tter-was-full-can-cooler","title":"Sh-tter Was Full Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eSh--tter Was Full Can Cooler: Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation Drink Insulator\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSh--tter Was Full Can Cooler\u003c\/strong\u003e is a collapsible beverage insulator designed to chill standard 12-ounce cans and bottles while celebrating legendary holiday cinema and unapologetic comedy. Paying homage to Cousin Eddie’s unforgettable morning ritual from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this hilarious accessory showcases the eccentric relative standing in the snow wearing his bathrobe and trapper hat with sewage hose in hand. Emblazoned with the spirit of chaotic family gatherings, this double-sided print turns every holiday party, tailgate, or gift exchange into pure cinematic fun. Just like Eddie, we all enjoy cold beer and endure messy chores, making this sleeve the ultimate festive companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered with an insulating neoprene interior consisting of a dense synthetic rubber layer and a knit outer lining, this durable sleeve locks in frosty temperatures while eliminating messy hand condensation. The flexible chassis folds flat to tuck effortlessly into pockets, gear bags, or coolers between rounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eHoliday Movie Novelty Can Cooler Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Neoprene interior (synthetic rubber layer), knit outer lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided Cousin Eddie bathrobe and snow photo print\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible fold-flat construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thermal insulation, condensation barrier\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Holiday parties, winter tailgates, white elephant gifts, barbecues\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash with mild soap, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46222227046579,"sku":"COUSINEDDIEKOOZIE020824","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/3965\/7395\/files\/Christmas-Vacation-Shitters-Full_Koozie_Mock.jpg?v=1791934850","url":"https:\/\/giftsapparel.com\/products\/sh-tter-was-full-can-cooler","provider":"Gifts \u0026 Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}